QUOTES AND STUFF

  • MUSIC (current)
  • SOCIAL MEDIA
  • BELIEF
  • THE BIG PICTURE
  • Ludwig van Beethoven

    Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.

    Art demands of us that we shall not stand still.

    Bob Dylan

    Musicians have always known that my songs were about more than just words, but most people are not musicians.

    Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.

    Jazz

    Margaret Whiting

    Pennies in a stream
    Falling leaves a sycamore
    Moonlight in Vermont

    Icy finger waves
    Ski trails on a mountain side
    Snowlight in Vermont

    Evening summer breeze
    Warbling of a meadowlark
    Moonlight in Vermont

    John Blackburn (lyrics) and Karl Suessdorf (music)

    Perfect Pair OF Sunglasses

    I read the persanal ads written on the walls
    of the truckstop restroom stalls
    names, dates, and numbers to call.
    Then I wash my hands in the liquid soap
    look in the mirror and hope
    that I’ll look better in broad daylight, but I don’t know.

    I fish out my last 50 cents
    for the imitation cologne dispenser
    put it on, head out the door,
    Smelling of the sweet perfume
    of a truckstop mens room
    just searching for the perfect pair of sunglasses.

    Mike West - Truckstop Honeymoon

    Thick As A Brick

    Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
    My words but a whisper -- your deafness a shout.
    I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
    Your sperms in the gutter -- your love's in the sink.
    And your wise men don't know how it feels
    To be thick as a brick

    Ian Anderson

    That fantastic black plastic

    Now that CDs are dead it’s more difficult to display your identity and taste in an incidental-looking but deeply deliberate way. This is where a record player comes in.

    A record player is eccentric. A record player is considered. A record player is so impressive and yet useless that its main value will lie in people approaching it and saying, ‘Oh, a record player!’ and you will say, ‘Yes,’ and that’s where the conversation will end.

    Records are very expensive, so just cut some black cardboard circles and put them into record sleeves. No one will ask to listen to them anyway.

    Sinéad Stubbins

    The Boxer


    I am just a poor boy
    Though my story's seldom told
    I have squandered my resistance
    For a pocketful of mumbles
    Such are promises
    All lies and jest
    Still a man hears what he wants to hear
    And disregards the rest

    Paul Simon

    Background Music

    Background music is hardly a new development, but, previously, these sorts of experiences were mostly relegated to elevators and waiting rooms; now the groundless consumption of music has become omnipresent. In a 2015 press release, Spotify declared itself “obsessed with figuring out how to bring music into every part of your life, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, whatever your mood.” The idea of purposeful listening—which is to say, merely listening—is becoming increasingly discordant with the way that music is sold to us.

    I tried listening to the Chillhop channel again, later on, in my office. It made me feel more agitated than relaxed, as if I were being placed on hold for an indefinite period of time—possibly the rest of my life.

    Amanda Petrusich

    Spotify

    A decade ago, Spotify favoured human-curated playlists made by artists, celebrities and music aficionados. But in 2021, the streaming company pivoted towards machine learning.

    Spotify’s algorithm has anaesthetised artists I once enjoyed.

    Advocates argue this is a chance to democratise music promotion, neatly matching artists with their audiences. Critics suggest this ultra-subjective experience limits musical discovery to the already familiar – and the less it’s challenged, the more my music taste narrows. So as a test, I quit Spotify for a month, to bring some soul back into the way I find music.

    More than 5 million Australians listen to community radio every week, for 17 hours on average – and now, I can see why. The station prides itself on “real music” and even has the tagline “You never know what you like until you try it”. Just what I needed! And it’s true, I had forgotten how good it feels to wind down the windows and blast Push the Button by the Sugababes, and then to roll them up again when a classical German song, a mystery even to Shazam, comes on.

    Music – like film, TV, and food – is now served to us effortlessly, instantly. But this has caused the way we consume music to be more siloed. Spending a month hunting for new music myself, rather than relying on an algorithm, made me feel more connected to my parents, friends, radio presenters and even complete strangers. Their recommendations – whether to my taste or not – came with a part of themselves, a memory, or a shared interest.


    Frankie Adkins

  • Invasion of the Idiots

    Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke in a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community. Then they were quickly silenced, but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots.

    Umberto Eco


    What social media does is give more weight, more value to the people who shout loudest and who utter the more extreme views.

    John Carlin


    News tends to be behind paywalls, while fake news is free.

    Goddam the Pusher Man

    Facebook and Google assert with merit that they are giving users what they want. The same can be said about tobacco companies and drug dealers.

    Roger McNamee


    Doctor Google

    What might happen if you put a hypochondriac in a dark room with an internet connection. The more time that you give him, the more information he has at his disposal, the more ridiculous the self-diagnosis he'll come up with; before long he'll be mistaking a common cold for the bubonic plague.

    Nate Silver

    Google Search?

    Has Google search got worse? Imagine you used to go to your local library and, when you asked for a book, it was produced immediately. Now, when you ask for that same book, the librarian tries to sell you a magazine subscription, waves about some different books they say other people like, then finally produces a big stack of tomes with your desired book wedged awkwardly in the middle.

    Who knows why you see what you see at the top of your Google search results, Instagram feed or TikTok For You page? Is it because it’s judged to be the best content for you, or because it’s what the platform thinks will make it the most money?

    Tom Faber - The Guardian

    You Tube

    Research done via YouTube is not “your own research”. It’s an algorithm at play that handcuffs us to our worst cognitive biases.

    Sarah Wilson

    No Choice

    Billions of people have little choice over whether they use these now ubiquitous technologies, and are largely unaware of the invisible ways in which a small number of people in Silicon Valley are shaping their lives.

    Tristan Harris

    Unintended Consequences

    The people who run Facebook and Google are good people, whose well-intentioned strategies have led to horrific unintended consequences. The problem is that there is nothing the companies can do to address the harm unless they abandon their current advertising models.

    Roger McNamee

    The Culprits

    Zuckerberg at Facebook, Sundar Pichai at Google, at its parent company Alphabet, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Brin’s ex-sister-in-law, Susan Wojcicki at YouTube and Jack Dorsey at Twitter.

    The Silicon Six—all billionaires, all Americans—who care more about boosting their share price than about protecting democracy. This is ideological imperialism—six unelected individuals in Silicon Valley imposing their vision on the rest of the world, unaccountable to any government and acting like they’re above the reach of law.

    Sacha Baron Cohen

  • Wine

    Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

    Benjamin Franklin



    Faith, that's another word for ignorance, isn't it?

    House

    Proof of God

    The existence of the incomprehensible, however, is not a proof of god.

    Salman Rushdie



    Just because you believe it, doesn't mean it's true

    Someone

    Belief Systems

    A belief system is a way of perceiving the world that prevents us from testing the validity of the belief. Belief systems create perceptions that reinforce the belief system. They can be so powerful that people are prepared to give up their life for their beliefs.

    Edward de Bono


    To trust immediate intuitions rather than collective examination that is rational, careful and intelligent is not wisdom: it is the presumption of an old man who refuses to believe that the great world outside his village is any different from the one which he has always known.

    Carlo Rovelli

    Human Ass

    In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.

    You can never find a human being who knows it by personal experience, personal test, personal proof; you can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all sufficient "people say." In all my seventy two years and a half I have never come across such another ass as this human race is …

    However, when the human race has once acquired a superstition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

    Mark Twain

    Seeing into God's vast mind

    No way of thinking or doing, however ancient, can be trusted without proof.

    Henry David Thoreau



    We have the difficult task of realizing that beliefs are so easy to set up that they need only a slight basis in reality.

    Edward de Bono



    It was God's will, he said, and I couldn't think of a persuasive argument against that, apart from saying I'd heard otherwise. Religious nuts! It isn't enough that they believe in God, they have to go all the way, seeing into his vast mind. They think faith gives them access to his glorious to-do lists.

    Steve Toltz

    Believe it or not

    Believe it and you can achieve it! I can't tell you how many times I hear that exhortation and others like it: "You create your own reality" or "The only limits are the limits of your imagination." Catchy phrases, but if you fall for them, you're back in a narrow narcissistic focus where you care nothing for fate, weather, or the stock market, much less your own emotional needs. When you've sold yourself that bill of goods, you lose your respect for reality and become intoxicated with the illusion of your own potential.

    Barbara Sher

  • Humour

    If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

    Carrie Fisher



    Humour is by far the most significant behaviour of the human mind.

    Edward de Bono

    Life's Pleasures

    A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.

    Louis Pasteur

    Death

    Dread, fear, anxiety, guilt, even a bit o’ neurosis, are perfectly natural responses to a life that promises such an unacceptable end.

    Tom Robbins

    Health

    It seems a pity that the world has thrown away so many good things merely because they are unwholesome. I doubt if God has given us any refreshment which, taken in moderation, is unwholesome, except microbes.

    Yet there are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it.

    How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

    Mark Twain

    A Sweet Trap

    The lecture ends, “Slow down. You’re not as young as you once were.” And I had seen so many begin to pack their lives in cotton wool, smother their impulses, hood their passions, and gradually retire from their manhood into a kind of spiritual and physical semi-invalidism. In this they are encouraged by wives and relatives, and it’s such a sweet trap.

    They trade their violence for the promise of a small increase of life span.

    John Steinbeck

    Sex

    The only unnatural sex is no sex at all.

    Sigmund Freud



    Sex may go nicely with many things, but vomit isn’t one of them.

    Margaret Atwood



    The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

    Robert McKee

    Sucking Cock

    "If a woman is good at sucking cock, it can only be because she's sucked a lot of cocks. That is man's eternal tragedy."

    Somebody said that … Goethe, no doubt

    Ned Beauman



    The sexual urge is by its nature wild and aggressive. But we are also clear-eyed enough not to confuse an awkward attempt to pick someone up with a sexual attack.

    Catherine Deneuve

    A Final Word

    After ages during which the earth produced harmless trilobites and butterflies, evolution progressed to the point at which it had generated Neros, Genghis Khans, and Hitlers. This, however, I believe is a passing nightmare; in time the earth will become again incapable of supporting life, and peace will return.

    Bertrand Russell

collected by David Connor over the years from about 1990 on